May 2013
18 posts
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
pizza:
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
Like seriously though my stories generally are way better
You know that time when you have 5 assignments due in one week and your cards all fell out of your wallet and are now lost somewhere in Wellington city and you and your boyfriend go on a break and like yeah that thing.
April 2013
27 posts
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
“You were almost like a haiku: said so little, but meant so much.”
– Abraham M. Alghanem, Carrefour (via violentpet)
March 2013
12 posts
I feel awkward because a collection of my ‘friends’ from last year had a girls night out and I wasn’t invited and I think they forgot I am female how do I remind them? But seriously. And I have to go hang out with them tomorrow and do I pretend to not know?
I also have an invitation to hang out with politicians and get free drinks which sounds at least 42952758925829 times more...
