I feel awkward because a collection of my ‘friends’ from last year had a girls night out and I wasn’t invited and I think they forgot I am female how do I remind them? But seriously. And I have to go hang out with them tomorrow and do I pretend to not know? 

I also have an invitation to hang out with politicians and get free drinks which sounds at least 42952758925829 times more appealing than any fake friend shit right now.

Not aimed at you Bethen babe you creepy stalker xoxo ( In case you were worried)

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